One day a male and another male had smex.
It was so hot.
If you wer Dar you would of died 3728 times.
After the smex, Hetalia rolled over and said a lot of words.
It was a true love.
At Dar wedding. Andrew Hussie appeared and got them a flower.
It was so beautiful.
This flower was the most beautiful shade of couch.
It was pink like a pig and blue like the sky and green like…
A green flower.
The sun gleamed on this flower.
The flower was amazing.
The flower spoke and sed ‘Homestuck, Hetalia, I love you both.
So den Homestuck and Hetalia and Flower left FO the bus.
But the bus was late so they had to wait an extra twenty minutes.
Homestuck was going to write a letter of complaint.
When they got home, the flower stripped off its clothes and then it died.
Homestuck and Hetalia cried.
But they left Flower and had smex on Flowers dead corpse.
After, they got up and got up to get a bandaid for Flower.
Hetalia leaned down a put it on Flower…
Flower came back alive again.
So then they all had more smex.